i’m dehydrated because i don’t want to drink water because i don’t want to have to pee because i have to pee in the shower because all three girls i live with are fuckin immature because all three girls i live with had maids all their lives and won’t do anything ever so the toilet is still clogged from yesterday and i didn’t clog it and i can’t take initiative to unclog it because i can’t find the fuckin dorm plunger because someone didn’t return it because because aren’t you glad i have a tumblr to tell you about the intimate minutia of my white girl existence.

i’m dehydrated because i don’t want to drink water because i don’t want to have to pee because i have to pee in the shower because all three girls i live with are fuckin immature because all three girls i live with had maids all their lives and won’t do anything ever so the toilet is still clogged from yesterday and i didn’t clog it and i can’t take initiative to unclog it because i can’t find the fuckin dorm plunger because someone didn’t return it because because aren’t you glad i have a tumblr to tell you about the intimate minutia of my white girl existence.

i’m dehydrated because i don’t want to drink water because i don’t want to have to pee because i have to pee in the shower because all three girls i live with are fuckin immature because all three girls i live with had maids all their lives and won’t do anything ever so the toilet is still clogged from yesterday and i didn’t clog it and i can’t take initiative to unclog it because i can’t find the fuckin dorm plunger because someone didn’t return it because because aren’t you glad i have a tumblr to tell you about the intimate minutia of my white girl existence.


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